Page-Mistress

(fictional info)
I'm Page-Mistress! Assistant Keeper of the Books and Guardian of the Written Word to the Page Master! Not that he really needs an assistant, but he seems to like my company. We pretty much live and work at The Library (pronouncing the capitals is important). All things that have ever been written are here (even shopping lists, which doesn't sound that cool until you realize just how old some are). When authors who wrote things worth remembering die, their spirits come here (and go somewhere else too. I don't really get it, and Master says it's best not to think about it too much). It's actually pretty cool... Except when they argue and throw stuff, because even if it isn't really there, it's disconcerting. And there's the ones that smoke and just won't obey the "No Smoking" signs for one reason or another. Still, it's a pretty nice job. I get to hang out with Fantasy, Adventure, Horror, and all sorts of books! Don't believe me? Well, I get to hang out with a guy that sounds like Christopher Lloyd, a book that sounds like Whoopi Goldberg, a book that sounds like Frank Welker, and a book that sounds like Patrick Stewart as a pirate, so your lack of belief doesn't bother me.
Let's see now. I have quite a few muses, most of who happen to be some of my versions of characters from Alice in Wonderland. [frowns] That... is actually not as much fun as you'd think. They like to pop in and out of my lives, force me to go on crazy adventures, and tend to show up due to boredom. There's also this sign that pops up every so often that explains my mindset. I've got no idea where it came from. I have no idea where it goes. It just pops into existence from no where.
I've also got an emergency bunker, that has yet to run out of space. When bad things are potentially afoot, I tend to go there and invite people to join me. It has various names, such as the "Anti-Jadis Bunker", but no matter what I call it, it's the same one. I just like naming it sometimes.
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(some real info)
Well, I'm a girl. I love reading books though I tend to spend more time reading online lately. I'm tolerant of different religions. Some of my favorite artists here are Rinkusu001, AsheRyder, and swirlheart. I often make clever or funny comments without really trying (seriously, I made a comment about an anti-Jadis bunker once, and five people replied about wanting to come in.) People replying to my stuff (including comments) makes me happy. I have way too many favorite characters. The number of fictional men I like (basically, who I'll think up fanfics for) is WAY too long, and sadly I'm pretty sure there are more evil men than good ones on there. I want to be an editor/writer some day. I tend to favorite a lot of things, which tends to make people watch me. I like going to conventions, because I know that everyone there is as weird as me. I'm also a Brony and proud! I'm a minor Trekkie. Often, I'll like fan art more than I like where it actually comes from. I've favorited a bit of Naruto fan stuff, but I don't actually like Naruto. I love hearing men with accents talk.

Current Residence: Nice try
Favourite genre of music: Country, classical, rock
Favourite photographer: Not sure
Operating System: Long as it works...
MP3 player of choice: No MP3
Shell of choice: Huh?
Skin of choice: ...Wha?
Favourite cartoon character: Too many to choose from
Personal Quote: Books make me calm